It’s just a matter of time before we start having sex with them, that is, if we have not begun doing so already.
This movie looks good. I will have to check and see if it is on Netflix.
Kevin Spacey’s voice as a Hal 9000, haha, genius!
Plus, Sam Rockwell is tight.
Also, this reminds me of what some lunatic fringer was talking about on Coast to Coast the other night. He was saying how he thought the moon was just a giant spaceship sent to spy on us or something. I never thought of this until he mentioned it so I am moving that to the top of my things to believe in list.
Classic Marxist theory in cartoon form.
I stole it from the U.S. Department of Education (Fox news was right! They are trying to indoctrinate our youth!).
Laurie Anderson: O Superman
Oh 1996! What a cute time. It was the early days, or rather the pioneer days, of the internet. We all thought the global village idea was so wonderful and that multiculturalism was still a viable concept; that communication would bring us together and that technology would save us; perhaps the news would provide us with the information we need to help improve ourselves as a species.
Now at the close of the decade that no one seems to notice is ending, that world depicted in the video above, seems comforting. I am nostalgic for the hum of the ‘classic’ internet; champagne bottles being popped off in rap videos on MTV; presidential blow jobs; Jerry Springer; fuck, even the trench-coat mafia or Marilynn Manson.
The mid to late nineteen nineties were a very special time. It was the last clear mark. It will take a very long time to make sense of what has just transpired. Possibly a life time, generations even.
Maybe Hal Bop was a signifier?
Carl Sagan Remix.
Yea science!
My thoughts exactly Cartman.
I was hoping to find the clip when he laughs about kids being born with no eyes because of radiation poisoning.
I am going to say, best television character of all time, hands down!

This is sort of nifty. I guess. Yea, nifty is perfectly okay to use in this context (I want to stab myself in the face repeatedly with a dull knife).
Origami of the Day: Money Hats. That is all.
I have fought a deadly scorpion, but never traveled time in a Delorean. Just in a Cavalier.
Lovely Eggs: Have you ever heard a digital accordion?
Junk Culture: West Coast
Diana had shown me this a few weeks ago.
I think they are being sarcastic.
See, this is what the Ivy League has been doing for years: making things that were perfectly fine before much worse, AND making people think it is okay to listen to Kenny G. or collaborate with him. What?
Pretty silly, but wait, maybe, nooooooo!!!!!
Blues Control: Boiled Peanuts
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