The Absurd and the Vulgar

thedailywhat: Buy This: Soft fleece and flannel oversized uterus cuddle buddy by Etsy seller VulvaLoveLovely. Nothing could possibly top the seller’s own discription: Worried that your uterus is too small? Wow them the next time you go to the gynecologist, be the envy of all of your peers. Why is this Spanish woman so happy? Just look at the size of her uterus! Order now and see instant results! All that and a money back guarantee! Nothing. See Also: Vulva Portrait Pendants. [via.]

thedailywhat:

Buy This: Soft fleece and flannel oversized uterus cuddle buddy by Etsy seller VulvaLoveLovely.

Nothing could possibly top the seller’s own discription:

Worried that your uterus is too small? Wow them the next time you go to the gynecologist, be the envy of all of your peers. Why is this Spanish woman so happy? Just look at the size of her uterus! Order now and see instant results! All that and a money back guarantee!

Nothing.

See Also: Vulva Portrait Pendants.

[via.]

3 November 2009 • reblog: thedailywhat